TADAH!
ok, let's get it over with the facts.
i am blonde, german, living in switzerland, born in 1968.
the task i have to do much too frequently is tidying my flat.
i always favoured the idea that all things have a kind of self-dynamique,
a theory which is actually proven, more or less, by heisenberg.
this explains perfectly what's going on in my flat.
of course I do something for my living. this really was a lousy trick.
switzerland is well known as a kind of paradise,
or, more precisely, the world's biggest (and richest) country club: exclusive and private.
so, naturally, I thought I'll get a swiss bankaccount and i'd be well off.
ah, I got a swiss bank account indeed....
but fortune follows the brave.
i was a scientist (non-rocket area), or rather pretended to be one, which,
in the world of science, is almost the same. the core activity in the
world of science is to produce publications. some may think that, actually,
science is meant to produce important research results. this might still
be true, yet no researcher is called upon her or his research results alone.
another key criteria for her or his skill is her or his number of publications.
now, guess what happened:
a) researchers used all the research funds in order to research, and once they
had results, they published.
b) researchers used all the research funds in order to have a good time, and once
in a while, they publish anyway, whether or not they have research.
what do you think?
I left the field of science when I had finished my phd. I then worked for a management consultant and am now self employed as management consultant.
my focus is corporate strategy, balanced scorecard and project management.
in my spare time, i hang around, study various disciplines of no further value,
complete my latest theory (have i EVER told you my completed theory of calories
and its impact on our lifes??), or dance, or swim, or wonder where to get the next business from,
or look at my bank account and smile, or...
...to be continued
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